Post by Natasha Ebonlocke on May 19, 2021 16:02:52 GMT
19 May
For the Desk of Lady Cellica Whitewind
Researcher's Report: Quality Asplosions
For the Desk of Lady Cellica Whitewind
Researcher's Report: Quality Asplosions
Pursuant to our recent delving into engineering technology, I have researched engineering firms throughout the Eastern Kingdoms and interspersed neutral territories. My findings have been many and varied, but of particular interest is the neutral Goblin company, Quality Asplosions, based in the Steemwheedle Cartel's town of Fuselight-By-The-Sea in the Badlands. The Steemwheedle demolitions experts of Quality Asplosions have come up with several quality explosives products, the uses of which are designed for a wide variety of applications. Everything from miniature explosions to crack thin shells of sediment on archaeological finds to exploding mechanical decoy sheep to "mountain-busting" mining explosives are to be found, and, of particular interest, the Blastbanger Long-Range Radio-Wave Electronic Blasting Cap XT-9000.
Maps: Eastern Kingdom and Badlands (Courtesy of the Steemwheedle Cartel)
Fuselight-By-The-Sea photo (Courtesy of the Steemwheedle Cartel):
Objective:
A: to visit Fuselight-By-The-Sea and procure quality explosives of all types, and;
B: to investigate claims of a remote-controlled detonator known as the Blastbanger Long-Range Radio-Wave Electronic Blasting Cap XT-9000 and, if deemed safe, purchase one or more units for Whitewind Company use and/or resale.
Persons of Note:
- The Great Pisani, Mayor of Fuselight-By-The-Sea
- Dr. Wizzle Doomsday, Quality Explosions Lead Researcher
- Boss Mak, Director of Operations
- Zak Callabang, Director of Analytics
Targeted Explosives Purchases:
- The Mountain Buster, a mining/tunneling explosive
- Mary's Little Asplody, a mechanical explosive decoy sheep
- The MiniBuster, a micro-explosive for clearing away thin cakes of sediment and stone encasing fragile archaeological finds
Standard gunpowder and munitions should also be procured while the away team is on site.
Diplomatic Method of Approach and Departure:
It is my experience, in working with procurements personnel in Darkshire engaging in trade with the Steemwheedle Goblins of Booty Bay, to our south, that these Goblins, like all Goblins, are prone to pride and greed.
With this in mind, instead of just flying in like random adventurers, I would suggest making a grander entrance. Arriving at the dock on Lady Whitewind's ship would create such an effect, with the additional benefit of a cargo hold capable of carrying far more than what our flying mounts can carry. We should make a wide berth around the Bloodsail Buccaneers when rounding the Cape of Stranglethorn to bring our load back to Stormwind City's harbor, but that should prove to be no great difficulty.
I recommend approaching the mayor first, as befits his station, making a greeting to Doctor Doomsday, who is frequently seen speaking with Mayor Pisani. From there, we can move on to the more relevant personnel in Boss Mack and Zak Callabang to procure our target purchases, investigate the Blastbanger Long-Range Radio-Wave Electronic Blasting Cap XT-9000, purchasing if our own Company engineers deem it fit for safe use, get our purchases loaded up, and return with our cargo safely to Stormwind City.
End Report
Natasha Ebonlocke, Whitewind Company Researcher
Maps: Eastern Kingdom and Badlands (Courtesy of the Steemwheedle Cartel)
Fuselight-By-The-Sea photo (Courtesy of the Steemwheedle Cartel):
Objective:
A: to visit Fuselight-By-The-Sea and procure quality explosives of all types, and;
B: to investigate claims of a remote-controlled detonator known as the Blastbanger Long-Range Radio-Wave Electronic Blasting Cap XT-9000 and, if deemed safe, purchase one or more units for Whitewind Company use and/or resale.
Persons of Note:
- The Great Pisani, Mayor of Fuselight-By-The-Sea
- Dr. Wizzle Doomsday, Quality Explosions Lead Researcher
- Boss Mak, Director of Operations
- Zak Callabang, Director of Analytics
Targeted Explosives Purchases:
- The Mountain Buster, a mining/tunneling explosive
- Mary's Little Asplody, a mechanical explosive decoy sheep
- The MiniBuster, a micro-explosive for clearing away thin cakes of sediment and stone encasing fragile archaeological finds
Standard gunpowder and munitions should also be procured while the away team is on site.
Diplomatic Method of Approach and Departure:
It is my experience, in working with procurements personnel in Darkshire engaging in trade with the Steemwheedle Goblins of Booty Bay, to our south, that these Goblins, like all Goblins, are prone to pride and greed.
With this in mind, instead of just flying in like random adventurers, I would suggest making a grander entrance. Arriving at the dock on Lady Whitewind's ship would create such an effect, with the additional benefit of a cargo hold capable of carrying far more than what our flying mounts can carry. We should make a wide berth around the Bloodsail Buccaneers when rounding the Cape of Stranglethorn to bring our load back to Stormwind City's harbor, but that should prove to be no great difficulty.
I recommend approaching the mayor first, as befits his station, making a greeting to Doctor Doomsday, who is frequently seen speaking with Mayor Pisani. From there, we can move on to the more relevant personnel in Boss Mack and Zak Callabang to procure our target purchases, investigate the Blastbanger Long-Range Radio-Wave Electronic Blasting Cap XT-9000, purchasing if our own Company engineers deem it fit for safe use, get our purchases loaded up, and return with our cargo safely to Stormwind City.
End Report
Natasha Ebonlocke, Whitewind Company Researcher